Jo

Role: Chief executive director

Super power: Chief, front-man, lead vocals, back-up guitarist

Religion: Sagettarious

Occupation: Part time vegeterian

Ethnic group: Pseudo Welsh







 

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Dermot

Role: Executive director

Super powers: Drums, the schpiel

Ethnicity: Irish

Welcomes all currencies at the back window

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Ray

Role: Executive Director

Super powers: Guitar, vocals

Ethnicity: Jehovah's Whitness

Religion: Pottery

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Raithe

Role: Dire straits

Super power: Double bass

Religion: Sting

A member of the lost Navaho tribe

Part Cherokee part laptop computer

www.raithism.com

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Porl

Super power: Casio Keyboard

Ethnicity: lost Paddy

Occupation: secret wepon

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Pierre

Super power: Drummer

Current music: Fabreeze

Ethnicity: Welsh

Indian Name: Sneaky sandwich

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Aelfwyn

Super power: Violin and vocals

Religion: Tesco club card

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D

Super powers: Bass and Keyboards

Ethnicity: The Cronx

Religion: Cheap sherry

Occupation: New secret wepon

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